for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
@liceham my anger in this reply is in no way aimed at you! I am super grateful you gave me a reason to write down some of my thoughts on this subject, and I love that you’re informing your own opinions. I think you’re great!
I’m really sorry this took me so long to reply…
can you please tag ur death note spoilers i just saw a photoset of light yagami with the death note dont tell me hes kira
I really really really want to be a veterinarian, but I’m so scared of how hard it’ll be. Uggh, and I picked Biochem as my major. I don’t want to change my major though. I feel like I’ll like Biochem. But I also want to be a Zoologist. ;A; But then I want to be a wildlife veterinarian or a zoo vet. I also want a minor in neuroscience. I wanted to major in Neuroscience but A&M only offers a minor, and UT offers it as a major, but they don’t have any animal feeding/nutrition classes. I’m so torn. Should I change my major to Zoology?
But if I change my major, then I’ll have to sign up for a new orientation date, and more than likely, will be stuck with one in July. ;o; Unless I wait till the end of my freshman year. UGGGGGGGGH WHY DOES LIFE HATE ME
On the bright side, my mommy is letting me volunteer at a wildlife rehabilitation center! I’m so excited! There is this program there where we take care of baby squirrels and birds. 8D I can’t wait! owo